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This series of daily news broadcasts is intended to provide listeners with hard facts about the hard times in which we live. --Stanley
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Avatar Impersonator
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This series of daily news broadcasts is intended to provide listeners with hard facts about the hard times in which we live. --Stanley
Where is this car wash where Jake is getting a job? I’m getting desperate here, and I’m pretty sure I can be an avatar impersonator. I don’t have tattoos but I do turn blue when I can’t afford heat.
Do you think Wolf Blitzer will lose his job now that he has been arrested? Could I apply for his job? If Wolf gets fired from CNN, do you think FOX will hire him? Do you think I should apply at Fox before Wolf thinks of it? I can act like a redneck y’all, and I can even pretend to like Sarah. Well, if I take something to prevent nausea and kind of dull reality a bit, then I can pretend to think Sarah is a genius. With the drugs onboard, maybe I won’t have to pretend.