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Cucumber Contest
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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June 18th, 2010 - 13:48
We feel such sorrow for the poor town that had its cucumber contest ruined. Not sure why the event organizers didn’t buy the burpless cukes, but mistakes were made. We have decided to remedy the situation by bringing our extra cukes and zucchini (which were always a problem of excess until now) to this town, as soon as the eructations calm down a bit.
June 21st, 2011 - 11:13
Oh, man. Warren just can’t catch a break.