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As I Type It: Be Careful Out There!

When last we pressed our faces to the glass to observe the amazing ten-fingered typing magnates, they appeared to be rat-a-tatting away in unison about some sort of business about the business end of all that business on Wall Street. Some of these typing people even manage to snag a few golden crumbs from beneath Lady Arianna's festive table before heading back out for a snoot-full of certified organic gourmet pepper spray (Now with natural sea salt from the Baltic.)


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This series of daily news broadcasts is intended to provide listeners with hard facts about the hard times in which we live. --Stanley

